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Post by Jester on May 16, 2012 10:09:56 GMT -5
So, taking Que from P-ter G. I thought I'd make a thread for those little things that really piss us off.  I'll start shall I? You know what really grinds my gears?
- People that complain about crying babies on buses and trains. IT'S PUBLIC TRANSPORT PEOPLE! People tend to take to facebook to post; "zomg I wish this woman would learn how to control her kid. It's like SO annoying." Firstly, fuck off. Kid's can not be controlled in public. It's a simple fact. Some kids are smart enough to know that they can act like little shits in public because their parents can't openly discipline them. Which leads me to my second point-- Secondly, if a mother was to suddenly grab her screaming child, pull down said child's pants and whack the screaming bastard, it'd do two things; 1. make the child scream more and 2. most likely shock everyone on the bus/ train and result in a few calls to child services. Since it's illegal to smack a child in public. Do you really think a tired mother or father wants their child to be screaming?! NO! SO GET OVER IT!!! :@ - People that make tea by putting the milk in firstLike really?! A cuppa tea is traditionally tea leaves brewed in hot water. Milk is an optional condiment to weaken the strong taste of tea. It's as insane as putting a lot of salt onto a plate and then sticking some chips on top of that. Madness! Plus if you've got a tea bag in milk, and then you add the water, it's not gonna brew properly. The milk will instantly cool the hot water and tea needs boiling water to properly brew. Come on people! England is meant to be the tea drinking nation and my own mother can't even get it right... Tut tut. So... What really grinds your gears? |
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Post by Jester on May 16, 2012 10:10:57 GMT -5
I'm as mad as hell and I can't take it anymore! :@
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Post by Dean Winchester on May 16, 2012 10:52:07 GMT -5
I hate it when people use the words:
ZOMG
ROFLCOPTER
TEH
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HAZ
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Post by Jester on May 16, 2012 10:55:51 GMT -5
I hate it when people use the words: ZOMGROFLCOPTERTEHand HAZ... I use ZOMG to mock people. But yeah, they also GRIND MY GEARS :@ |
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Post by Dale on May 16, 2012 23:29:10 GMT -5
It grinds my gears when i wind up awake all night writing and i see my spelling gradually get worse. function brain.
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Post by Dale on May 17, 2012 10:19:20 GMT -5
... also, apple software updates.
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Post by Jester on May 17, 2012 10:51:35 GMT -5
Talking of updates;
When my cunting laptop suddenly shuts down to install updates. YA KNOW, WASN'T LIKE I WAS DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT!!! Fucking windows cunt wank.
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Post by Nick on May 17, 2012 11:45:13 GMT -5
Talking of updates; When my cunting laptop suddenly shuts down to install updates. YA KNOW, WASN'T LIKE I WAS DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT!!! Fucking windows cunt wank. LOL! You sound like on of the characters in Effin Oz. |
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Post by Blake (HDLYR) on May 17, 2012 17:49:12 GMT -5
#Doing #this #on #facebook #itdoesnothing #it'snotcute #you'renotateenagegirlbutyoutypelikeone #grindsmygears
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Post by Johno on May 17, 2012 18:02:19 GMT -5
Overprotective and ignorant parents, as in when they treat their children like glass or let them get away with anything & everything.
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Post by Dale on May 17, 2012 19:47:42 GMT -5
Overprotective and ignorant parents, as in when they treat their children like glass or let them get away with anything & everything. i'm english, i read glass as a verb. and my question to you sir, is why would parents want to use their child to stab drunk people in a bar fight? |
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Post by Jester on May 18, 2012 5:05:44 GMT -5
Overprotective and ignorant parents, as in when they treat their children like glass or let them get away with anything & everything. i'm english, i read glass as a verb. and my question to you sir, is why would parents want to use their child to stab drunk people in a bar fight? Hahahahaha  What also grinds my gears is unsympathetic people who scorn you for having a hang over. "thats what you get for drinking." NO WAY BITCH. I HAD NO IDEA. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! Shut it and get me a paracetamol. Whore. |
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Post by Kurai on May 18, 2012 5:08:34 GMT -5
#Doing #this #on #facebook #itdoesnothing #it'snotcute #you'renotateenagegirlbutyoutypelikeone #grindsmygears lol yes please #twitteronly |
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Post by Dean Winchester on May 18, 2012 9:24:03 GMT -5
I also dislike stupid people on game-shows.
Y'know the type?
They get a question wrong, and upon seeing the correct answer, they utter, "Oh, I thought so..."
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Post by Jester on May 18, 2012 10:00:04 GMT -5
I also dislike stupid people on game-shows. Y'know the type? They get a question wrong, and upon seeing the correct answer, they utter, "Oh, I thought so..." ... Jesus, I know Daz will agree with me but I loath English Game shows... They're an embarrassment. They make me ashamed of my country. Horse faced men and women talking to an egotistical host who takes his/ her job far too seriously, throw in some dramatic music, sweeping lights, the world's worse rules for a game show, and you have shit. I mean, "Deal or No Deal" IT'S A BUNCH OF FUCKING BOXES! WHY IS EVERYONE TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY?! I remember one woman actually prayed to God that one of the boxes had a low figure in it... Really...? Fucking God? Let's assume for one moment that he exists. His priority is clearly gonna be this cunt of a woman acting overfuckingdramatic on a game show with Noel Edmonds hovering above her pulling the most deadly serious face he can muster. [/sarcasm] They take it like it's life or death. Now there would be a good game show. Live Chess with human pieces. Could you imagine? |
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Post by Dale on May 18, 2012 13:16:08 GMT -5
I also dislike stupid people on game-shows. Y'know the type? They get a question wrong, and upon seeing the correct answer, they utter, "Oh, I thought so..." ... Jesus, I know Daz will agree with me but I loath English Game shows... They're an embarrassment. They make me ashamed of my country. Horse faced men and women talking to an egotistical host who takes his/ her job far too seriously, throw in some dramatic music, sweeping lights, the world's worse rules for a game show, and you have shit. I mean, "Deal or No Deal" IT'S A BUNCH OF FUCKING BOXES! WHY IS EVERYONE TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY?! I remember one woman actually prayed to God that one of the boxes had a low figure in it... Really...? Fucking God? Let's assume for one moment that he exists. His priority is clearly gonna be this cunt of a woman acting overfuckingdramatic on a game show with Noel Edmonds hovering above her pulling the most deadly serious face he can muster. [/sarcasm] They take it like it's life or death. Now there would be a good game show. Live Chess with human pieces. Could you imagine? as long as it doesn't use the soundtrack to inception or the dark knight as backing music, i'm in. in the same vein, people that call into shows grind my gears. whether it be on the radio or during a tv show or podcast or some shit like that. i cannot stand callers voicing an opinion, because even if they make good points, they have retarded accents and just sound thick. i watch or listen for the hosts or presenters, i don't need fucking callers voicing they're cunty opinions. think it, don't fucking say it. |
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Post by Nick on May 18, 2012 15:31:37 GMT -5
In the suburbs where I live, the crosswalks at the intersections have buttons that pedestrians push to engage the walk signal. What fucking pisses me off is sometimes, a pedestrian will approach the intersection, push the button, but proceed to walk across anyways if there is a break in the flow of traffic without waiting. So....if you are going to walk against the fucking red light anyways, why push the button!! Now I'm stuck in my car, at the light while the walk signal holds up progress for 10 to 20 seconds....AFTER YOU ARE ALREADY GONE!!!!! Bastages.  |
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Post by Jester on May 19, 2012 5:37:08 GMT -5
In the suburbs where I live, the crosswalks at the intersections have buttons that pedestrians push to engage the walk signal. What fucking pisses me off is sometimes, a pedestrian will approach the intersection, push the button, but proceed to walk across anyways if there is a break in the flow of traffic without waiting. So....if you are going to walk against the fucking red light anyways, why push the button!! Now I'm stuck in my car, at the light while the walk signal holds up progress for 10 to 20 seconds....AFTER YOU ARE ALREADY GONE!!!!! Bastages. I know what you mean. Usually I'm the guy walking, but it still pisses me off when people push the button but then continue to walk anyway. What annoys me more though is when a group of pedestrians are waiting the cross the road and not a single one of them have bothered to press the button. They kinda just assume cars are going to stop. FOOLS! |
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Post by Writer Formerly Known as MLP on May 27, 2012 23:15:14 GMT -5
I take my good old time crossing the street. I press that button and just mosey along. But yeah, I hate when people press the button and cross before it changes.
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