Our Season written in Dr. Suess

[Johno]

^ Brilliant, yet again, Nick.

[Necktie]

Nice job... this is the best was to recap before writing a new script. ;-)

[Johno]

^ Agreed.

[Nick]

The Woman in The Flashes

“I am Dan, Dan I am
I am Dan I am I am
I have to find the island
Oh, I hope I can.”

Oh I don’t know I have to laugh.
When the island moved without his raft.
It wasn’t an air but a water craft.
Yet poor ol Dan I am got the shaft.

Now, back on the island I have to say.
Sawyer and Juliet walked all day.
They walked and walked without flaw.
Until the big oil rig they did saw.

Now, Locke brought forth Bergson, that big old slob.
Turns out he helped Sawyer on that Tampa Job.
Sawyer’s angry face crinkled and crunched.
When he saw Bergson and the rigger bunch.

Back on the beach where the Beach Dwellers dwell.
Dan I am made it back safe I’m happy to tell.
But happiness was short lived with his sour frown.
“We have to shut the nasty Orchid station down”

“But how? Asked Charlotte with a whimsical smile.
“How do you shut down stations that are so vile?”
“Do you push buttons, flip switches or knock on the door?”
“Do you count sheep, juggle potatoes or spit on the floor?”

“I know how,” said Dan I am, “so allow me to share .”
“If you follow me to the Staff I’ll look at that square.”
“We’ll find all the answers I can most guarantee.”
“ But It may take us until Tuesday at half past three.”

So Dan I am led his friends to the Staff with a whistle.
They brought along food, two blankets and a pistol.
They walked about a mile, and crawled the rest of the way.
They slid down the slope and cried out “hooray!”

Dan I am found a projector and played that red square.
Marvin Candle spoke things that I would never dare.
It was confusing and odd, but Dan I am didn’t care.
“We need to find the second square, but the question is where?”

So far away beyond space and beyond time.
In Hugo’s left pocket and next to a dime.
Was the second square snug as a bug in a rug.
Safe from the evil clutches of that Widmore slug.

[Jacko]

Excellent!

;D

[Johno]

Ha! Loved it.

[Dominick]

[Johno]

Are you going to do more? I love these!

Can't wait till you get to my episode.

[Nick]

Oct 6, 2008 11:50:41 GMT -5 Johno said:

Are you going to do more? I love these!

Can't wait till you get to my episode.

I'll try. My workload has increased at work, and I got some projects at home I have to deal with. So between that and judging I don't know how far I'll get.

[Johno]

That's alright. Sorry if I bugged you. xD

[Nick]

The Art of Deception

Now here is a story that’s about to be told.
Of another story that started to unfold.
It was clear who was working and working for who.
But then who was working for who wasn’t so true.

Now Birch was a sly one, we met him before.
He opened the door so Desmond could talk to Widmore.
He works for that man, at least we thought so.
But where his loyalties lie, we really don’t know.

Now Birch wasn’t the only one who caused some confusion.
There was Sayid the Torturer that caused a delusion.
He can pull back your finger nails, and stomp on your toeses.
He’ll even tie you up with a forty two garden hoses.

Now I know all your heads are spinning about.
Trying to sort all this confusion out.
So I’ve hired the services of someone quite smart.
He’ll arrive in fifty two minutes by horse drawn cart.

His name is Mortimer McMonkey McQueen.
And he owns a massive “Switcheroo Machine”
He’ll explain how it happened, he’ll tell you my dear.
How Birch and Sayid got switcherooed, it’ll be quite clear.

Now fifty two minutes had come and gone so fast.
Then Mortimer McMonkey McQueen arrived at last.
His machine sputtered and spat and made quite a noise.
But McQueens were famous for building such toys.

“Hello my friends,” he said with a smile.
“I’ll explain everything, it’ll be worth your while.”
“You see it was this machine that switcherooed the two men”
“And It happened the other day at about half past ten.”

“Sayid worked for Bug-Eyed Ben and he was given a task.”
“It was not a very pleasant task if you dare to ask.”
“Ben wanted him to get Penelope, and that was most sad.
“Because she never did anything to make Sayid mad.”

“So Sayid called me up and asked me to bring.”
“My handy dandy “Switcheroo Machine.”
“He step right inside and the machine made a roar.”
“And when he stepped out, he switcherooed to Widmore.”

Now Birch called me up and started to cry.
“If Genuine Iraqis can Switcheroo why can’t I.”
“All right,” I said. “I’ll Switcheroo you too.”
“But it’ll cost you an extra dollar or two.”

“So Birch stepped inside as proud as can be.”
“And the Switcheroo switcherooed him, it’s easy you see.”
“He stepped out the door and brushed off his chin.”
“That’s better,” he said. “I now work for Ben.”

“But something went wrong. Something went terribly wrong.”
“The machine spit and spat, and the gears started to throng.”
“Smoke poured from the top and swirled in the air.”
“Then out popped Jacob tied to a wooden chair.”

“So I hope my explanation made it quite known.”
“Who works for who now and who works alone.”
“Remember, Switcheroo Machines can cause such a fuss.”
“When who works for who switcheroos too much.”

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Inspired by "The Sneetches"

[Johno]

I love these Nick!! Keep 'em coming!!!

[Johno]

Are you gonna continue?

[Nick]

When my noggin starts a smokin
Because my thoughts are a chokin
It's time to take a rest,
and I hope you know it's for the best
But my Suess rhymes will be back
When my noggin gets on track.

[Johno]

I totally understand. I get writer's block all the time.

[Dominick]

that was hysterical nick

[Dominick]

holy crap were really far back lol

[Johno]

hahaha

whatever happened to this?

[Dominick]

Not sure.

[Nick]

It got difficult coming up with new stuff, and I just lost interest.