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Post by 57 - Cheryl on Mar 24, 2009 15:40:43 GMT -5
So tell me Righters Untie! members... what's your most embarrassing moment?
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Post by Dominick on Mar 24, 2009 17:58:04 GMT -5
I might get banned.
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Post by Admin on Mar 24, 2009 20:36:25 GMT -5
I might get banned. You'll get banned if you don't tell us!
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Post by Necktie on Mar 24, 2009 20:51:36 GMT -5
I'll break the ice here...
Okay, so I drove up to a gas station once and I saw a friend of the family there pumping gas right next to me. So I got out and said hi, then notice - oh wait - the gas cap is on the other side of the car. Not so embarrassing right? So I get in the car, go around the pumps, park again and get out - continue my conversation with my friend. Begin to pump the gas but - oh wait - It's still on the other side of the car.
That's not the most embarrassing - but it's one that comes to mind.
Oh another occasion, I walked up to some random girl - whom looked similar to a friend of mine - and talked to her for ten minutes. She seemed REALLY confused by the conversation and then suddenly I realized why. I had never met this girl before. I just froze and walked away from her. Literally. I didn't say "woops, your not who I thought you were". I just walked away in the middle of the conversation. I figured there was no recovering from that.
EDIT: I wear contacts now.
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Post by Dominick on Mar 24, 2009 21:38:06 GMT -5
:x
Okay....
Not sure if this is inappropriate but...
I was at my friend Matt's house and his girlfriend, and these two other girls Mickey and Katelyn were there too. So Matt and Megan were off in a corner of the basement alone and me, Mickey and Katelyn locked ourselves in the bathroom. Katelyn proceeded to take my shirt off (not sure exactly how this happened) and then continued to try to rape (use the term figureatively here) me. Mickey was laughing the whole time, and I kinda have a thing with her, and I ain't to comfertable with my shirtless self because i have this odd dent thing in my chest and its weird. So then Katelyn decides its a good time to stick her hand in my pants, but not my boxers. Big mistake. She ends up going in my boxers and... well.. not my most embarassing but the most embarassign i can think of off the top of my head.
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Post by Necktie on Mar 24, 2009 22:10:40 GMT -5
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Post by NotInOxford on Mar 24, 2009 23:13:56 GMT -5
That's a picture of him looking in through the bathroom window. ;D Buddy, either your life is really strange or mine is really boring.
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Post by Dominick on Mar 24, 2009 23:38:30 GMT -5
My life is just REALLY strange.
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2009 0:47:33 GMT -5
Ha.
This is an interesting situation that actually happened to a friend of mine in high school. He was walking through the halls of school, and saw a girl with a cute ass walking. So he's staring at her ass for a little bit, then she turns around, and he realizes it's his cousin!
And before you guys assume that I'm actually talking about myself, I don't have any female cousins that old. This really was my friend.
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Post by NotInOxford on Mar 25, 2009 1:12:00 GMT -5
I don't have any female cousins that old. She was younger than you? ;D Something like that could SO happen in my school. I live in a very small nebraskan town. I'm not sure if you could even call it a town. Atleast half of the school is related! But luckily, as far as I know no cousins are dating. ;D
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Post by Jacko on Mar 25, 2009 4:10:05 GMT -5
I have so many embarrassing moments that I can't count! One recent one is that I was standing around at school talking to my friends, and then I lifted my foot to scratch my leg ( ) and then I realised there was a long bit of chewing gum connecting the bottom of my shoe to the ground. I pulled my leg up higher, like up to the point where my knee was as high as my chest and I couldn't go any futher, and the chewing gum was still there. So I had to grab a stick and try and scrape the gum off while all of my friends stood around laughing. Definitely not my most embarrassing moment, but that's all I can think of.
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Post by Will on Mar 25, 2009 4:13:51 GMT -5
:x Okay.... Not sure if this is inappropriate but... I was at my friend Matt's house and his girlfriend, and these two other girls Mickey and Katelyn were there too. So Matt and Megan were off in a corner of the basement alone and me, Mickey and Katelyn locked ourselves in the bathroom. Katelyn proceeded to take my shirt off (not sure exactly how this happened) and then continued to try to rape (use the term figureatively here) me. Mickey was laughing the whole time, and I kinda have a thing with her, and I ain't to comfertable with my shirtless self because i have this odd dent thing in my chest and its weird. So then Katelyn decides its a good time to stick her hand in my pants, but not my boxers. Big mistake. She ends up going in my boxers and... well.. not my most embarassing but the most embarassign i can think of off the top of my head. I really want to say "Well, it should only be embarassing if..." But I'll cut myself off and let the Jim-Face finish the rest. My Embarassing momentI was like 10 and didn't own a video game console, so whenever we went to Fred Meyer (Department store in Oregon), I'd bolt back to the N64 in electronics to play Star Wars: Rogue Squadron. One day I'd failed to go to the bathroom and dranken a whole bunch of water. About five minutes into the game, my body couldn't control itself and I pissed through my pants (sweat pants) right onto the floor of the electronics section.
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Post by Jacko on Mar 25, 2009 4:24:09 GMT -5
:x Okay.... Not sure if this is inappropriate but... I was at my friend Matt's house and his girlfriend, and these two other girls Mickey and Katelyn were there too. So Matt and Megan were off in a corner of the basement alone and me, Mickey and Katelyn locked ourselves in the bathroom. Katelyn proceeded to take my shirt off (not sure exactly how this happened) and then continued to try to rape (use the term figureatively here) me. Mickey was laughing the whole time, and I kinda have a thing with her, and I ain't to comfertable with my shirtless self because i have this odd dent thing in my chest and its weird. So then Katelyn decides its a good time to stick her hand in my pants, but not my boxers. Big mistake. She ends up going in my boxers and... well.. not my most embarassing but the most embarassign i can think of off the top of my head. I really want to say "Well, it should only be embarassing if..." But I'll cut myself off and let the Jim-Face finish the rest. My Embarassing momentI was like 10 and didn't own a video game console, so whenever we went to Fred Meyer (Department store in Oregon), I'd bolt back to the N64 in electronics to play Star Wars: Rogue Squadron. One day I'd failed to go to the bathroom and dranken a whole bunch of water. About five minutes into the game, my body couldn't control itself and I pissed through my pants (sweat pants) right onto the floor of the electronics section. Lol. You poor thing, Will
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Post by Dominick on Mar 25, 2009 5:56:35 GMT -5
@ Dan, that's hysterical. @ Hurley :x @ Will :x
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Post by Necktie on Mar 25, 2009 10:49:50 GMT -5
I use to do that all the time, Will.
The running to go play N64 bit - not the other part.
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Post by Dean Winchester on Mar 25, 2009 11:04:48 GMT -5
My memory ain't good enough for me to think of too many ;D
I do remember being at the airport once going on holiday, and I decided it would be funny to run off with the trolley carrying our suitcases as we were checking in our luggage - so off I run....
...look back and realize these two strangers are running full pelt after me....because I was nicking their luggage ;D
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Post by Will on Mar 25, 2009 14:05:10 GMT -5
I use to do that all the time, Will. The running to go play N64 bit - not the other part. At least you understand what was running through my mind and why the bathroom was clearly the second most important thing.
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Post by Necktie on Mar 25, 2009 14:39:38 GMT -5
I use to do that all the time, Will. The running to go play N64 bit - not the other part. At least you understand what was running through my mind and why the bathroom was clearly the second most important thing. Sort of. Oh that reminds me of another embarrassing thing I did - but I was like 5 at the time. I was trying to learn how to tie my shoes and it was a difficult thing for me. One day, I went to the bathroom - after doing my business, I was determined to get my shoes on by myself. So - after much critical thinking - I was successful. I went running out to tell my teacher. One thing though. I was completely in the buff - except of course for my neatly tied shoes.
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Post by Dominick on Mar 25, 2009 14:40:31 GMT -5
My memory ain't good enough for me to think of too many ;D I do remember being at the airport once going on holiday, and I decided it would be funny to run off with the trolley carrying our suitcases as we were checking in our luggage - so off I run.... ...look back and realize these two strangers are running full pelt after me....because I was nicking their luggage ;D Oh eko.... @will, I also completely understand.
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Post by 57 - Cheryl on Apr 1, 2009 14:27:00 GMT -5
i love the stories!!!! i have so many I don't know where to start. And Chris, I'm glad you're wearing those contacts heheheheheehe hmm... embarrassing moment... I was really drunk one night and a group of my girlfriends and I took the metro to go bar hopping a couple years ago in D.C. Well I had to go to the bathroom ever since we got on the metro and I was holding it which felt like forever and we were already drinking before bar hopping so I really had to pee. We were crossing the street and one of my girlfriends was signing to one of our other friends- she rammed into a tree and bounced backwards and was cracking up on the floor. Remember I had to pee? Well I did... in my pants. It was so embarrassing. I was trying to hold it but we were all laughing so hard. I took a cab back to school (poor person who had sit in the backseat after me). I went and changed and showered and headed back to my friends. What a night! When friends are driving with me in my car and pass by that same place, they say "Ohhh, that's where you peed your pants!" UGH! lol
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