Necktie
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Consulting Criminal/OAP
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Post by Necktie on Sept 21, 2009 21:59:51 GMT -5
PLAN:1) Johnny Depp likes skittles.
2) I lay out a path of skittles from my house to Johnny Depp's.
3) Johnny Depp wakes up one morning and follows path of skittles
4) Johnny Depp gets captured in my front yard PROBLEMI have no skittles. SOLUTIONYou give me skittles. Current DonationI HAVE ZERO SKITTLES! DONATE NOW! Send Skittles to: 4815 Hugo Reyes DR
1 Shepard, GA
62342 SKITTLES I NEED833,120,640 LEFTIf I get 95 skillets a day (a pack usually has 95), it will only take 8769691 Days, to have enough to capture Depp.
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Post by Dean Winchester on Sept 21, 2009 22:14:39 GMT -5
I'll be very grateful.
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Post by indy42 - THE FILMMAKER on Sept 21, 2009 22:39:19 GMT -5
Are you selling skittles derivatives?
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Necktie
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Post by Necktie on Sept 21, 2009 22:45:05 GMT -5
Are you selling skittles derivatives? No. |
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Post by Dominick on Sept 21, 2009 23:11:47 GMT -5
How'd you get that Skittles thing at the top without telling me?
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Necktie
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Consulting Criminal/OAP
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Post by Necktie on Sept 21, 2009 23:34:49 GMT -5
How'd you get that Skittles thing at the top without telling me? I told you. Remember? Oh wait. That was in the future... I knew having a time machine would confuse me. |
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Post by Admin on Sept 22, 2009 18:30:11 GMT -5
1) It may help if you gave a real address.
2) Ed, don't worry, it's not gay to have a man-crush on Johnny Depp.
Your Man-Crush has my approval.
Someone make me a banner that says that.
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Post by indy42 - THE FILMMAKER on Sept 22, 2009 18:56:04 GMT -5
 You're welcome. |
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Post by Admin on Sept 22, 2009 19:03:39 GMT -5
Thank you Indy, you float my boat!
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