Effin Oz Booth + Q+A

[Nick]

Now on blu-ray and DVD Combo pack the epic saga that brought shame to an American film classic. Effin Oz and Return to Effin Oz.



Follow Dorothy Gale on her foul mouthed adventures to Emerald City with the horny, idiotic Scarecrow, constipated Tin Man and no-balls Lion in Effin Oz!

'It is incredibly difficult not to love this version of the story that cascades in a million colors, while splashing its wholesome essence on to fantastic visuals. Truly a memorable adventure with superb acting." Says some unknown critic on Crack.

Not since “Herbie Fully Loaded” has Lindsey Lohan given such a riveting, ROFLCOPTER  performance. – proclaims the Hoboken Journal

Then rejoin Dorothy as she Returns to Oz to ward off the invaders of Mother Goose Land in…you guessed it…Return to Effin Oz!

It's like "Oz" meets "Once Upon a Time" meets "Lara Croft" meets "Crack Cocaine" – says the New York Times

Order within the next 10 minutes and 15 seconds and we will include a special DVD preview of the 2013 upcoming third installment…



Effin Oz III. The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Malfunction!

That’s right. Dorothy Gale is back and more obnoxious than ever! But can she save Oz from inevitable doom!?

The Wizard is dead and Oz’s wizard replenishment system, Fast Action Response Technology (F.A.R.T.) has failed leaving Oz leaderless. Now, it’s up to Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man and Lion to save the day. In order to reset F.A.R.T they must travel back in time to Ancient Oz, before the Wicked Witch, before Glinda, before the Munchkins ever existed. Along the way, the encounter Lion’s great, great, great grandfather Ass-lan (Russell Brand) and his sidekick swashbuckling mouse Rape-a-chick (Antonio Banderas) and the evil Yellow Witch, or as she prefers, Her Imperial Majesty Jaundice, Queen of Oz (Uma Thurman)….and much much more!!

Act now while supplies last, void where prohibited, E pluribus unum

[Jester]

What's after Effin Oz III? Would you consider giving the same treatment to another beloved children's series? *cough* Alice in Wonderland *cough*

What on earth lead to this venture? Not that I'm knocking it. I love it


That's all I have

[Nick]

Sept 20, 2012 5:29:41 GMT -5 Jester said:

What's after Effin Oz III? Would you consider giving the same treatment to another beloved children's series? *cough* Alice in Wonderland *cough*

If I get an idea for a good premise and think could potentially be outlandishly humorous and fucked up, I will push this franchise as far as it could go. However, when I get to the point where I start thinking "You, know this was funny the first "X" times, now it's just stupid" then I'll hang up the hat. Besides, even Lindsey Lohan at some point needs to stop digressing. 

What on earth lead to this venture? Not that I'm knocking it. I love it

I stumbled upon a parody someone wrote on the Internet and that gave me the initial idea.

parodyfiles.com/?p=1979

Then I just put a modern spin to it and the rest is history.

I wasn't planning on doing a sequel, but I got inspired by some parodies of Nurse Rhymes I was reading and thought, "What if Oz was invaded by these fucked up people?"

As far as part III goes, I have previously written material that I didn't use in the first two and can use it to piece together a script to spoof Narnia

[Jester]

Haha, so part 3 is like the Legend of Ron Burgundy or the Trail of the Pink Panther or the series. Only, good (I assume).


Would you ever turn it into a TV Show?

[Nick]

Would you ever turn it into a TV Show?

*ponders*