Post by Dale on Sept 17, 2012 7:03:14 GMT -5
Presents:
18th Road
Plot
Two friends, Daz and Cia; accompanied by self proclaimed ladies man Swap and Jennifer (a girl he just met) embark upon a road trip to commenmorate Cia's 18th Birthday.
Genre
Comedy
Cast
Daz Braithwait
Cia House
Swap Patel
Jennifer Watson
Trailer Release
September 19th
Release
October
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Trailer
TITLE: TRIBAL FISH PRODUCTIONS PRESENT
TITLE: A D.A. MURREL FILM
BLACK SCREEN
DISCLAIMER: THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS TRAILER ARE NOT THOSE OF THE CREATORS, AND ARE USED AS COMIC DEVICES. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE CONTENT HEREAFTER, PLEASE DIAL 1800-WE-DON’T-CARE.
FADE IN:
INT. DVD STORE - DAY
WORKER
That will be £34.97
CIA
For a DVD and magazine? Do we look jewish? We're not made of money.
Daz looks extremely embarrassed as people notice the high tone of Cia's voice.
CIA (CONT’D)
I want to see your superior.
CUT TO:
INT. DVD STORE - MOMENTS LATER
The manager of a store lifts an adult magazine off the counter and looks at Cia.
MANAGER
Does your mother know you're trying to buy this?
CIA
Does your mother know you work at a second rate, non-branded video shop?
TITLE: THE 18TH ROAD
INT. SHOPPING MALL, FOOD COURT - DAY
Daz and Cia sit at a table.
CIA
Look -- it's about time I got you out of the comic books and into the real word man. We need to do something special -- we got to do something completely out of this world. We got to commemorate the day I came --
Daz looks at him slightly disturbed.
CIA (CONT’D)
-- of age. We gotta celebrate this landmark moment -- achievement if you will --
DAZ
It is a bloody achievement, the way you drink I was surprised you made it to fifteen.
CIA
I’m thinking Road Trip.
DAZ
Road Trip?
CUT TO:
EXT. OUTSIDE SWAP'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Cia pulls up to Swaps house, he is standing on the lawn with an unidentified blonde, JENNIFER. Cia rolls down his window as the car comes to a smooth stop.
CIA
What the?
SWAP
Don't worry, she's cool
CIA
It was supposed to be a guy thing, unless she has a dick under that leather I don't think she counts as one of us.
SWAP
She's had enough dick in her to count.
Swap and Jennifer enter the car.
INT. CIA’s DAD’S CAR - NIGHT
Cia hands Swap his phone.
CIA
Ring the fag, tell him we're on the way.
JENNIFER
So is that all you do, make gay jokes?
CIA
I'm also pretty good at handling a gear stick.
CUT TO:
EXT. OUTSIDE DAZ'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Daz passes his suitcase to Cia through the window. Cia, with a struggle places it on the seat next to him.
CIA
Jesus this thing weighs a tone. What have you got in here?
DAZ
Clothes, toothbrush, mouthwash ... dental floss, nail clippers, nail file, hair brush, hair spray -- lens cleaner for my glasses, deodorant, moisturizer for this dry spot on my arm.
SWAP
I guess we won't be making a pit stop at Boots then.
CUT TO:
INT. CIA'S DAD'S CAR - NIGHT
Jennifer is asleep in the back, Swap and Cia sing "Milkshake" by Kelis.
INT. CONVINENCE STORE - DAY
Swap lifts a magazine out of the rack and looks at the woman on the cover.
CIA
Katherine Heigl, I'd like to knock her up.
INT. TRAVEL LODGE, DAZ’S ROOM - NIGHT
Daz apprehensively sits next to Jennifer. They watch a movie on the TV across the room.
Jennifer rests her head on Daz's shoulder.
He looks nervous and awkward -- it's an unfamiliar situation for him, or at least one he's forgotten.
INT. CIA DAD’S CAR - DAY
Swap sits back in his seat scowling. Jennifer rests her head on the window upset. Daz remains quiet as he drives the car, his hands gripping the steering wheel a little to tightly. Cia's game begins to play an up beat tune breaking the awkward silence.
CIA
I got to the next level in case anyone was wondering.
CUT TO:
INT. CIA’S DAD’S CAR - DAY
Daz is driving the car down the road as Cia AGAIN is playing his Nintendo DS; Daz goes to change gear as Jennifer adjusts herself in the passenger seat. Their hands brush against one another.
Daz turns and smiles at her, the smile is returned by Jen. Swap watches on, attempting to suppress his fury. He fails.
SWAP
Hey, Merriadoc Brandyfuck are we nearly bloody there yet?
FADE TO BLACK.
TITLE: THE 18TH ROAD
TITLE: ARRIVING OCTOBER 3RD
